"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

(Source: locsofpoetry, via majesticnarry)

"My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat."
26 minutes ago

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

(via perksoffollowingme)

3 hours ago

waitrose:

waitrose:

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

i shit you not

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(Source: waitrose, via that-timeofnight)

  • person: so do you watch any tv shows?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

ashcoholic:

"I like 5sos except for micha-"

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(via ashtonsmyhero)

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via thisrandombitch)

spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

(via thisrandombitch)

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via lindsaylohoean)

harrysgotnochill:

But when Louis asks him if its scary up here and he says yes

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HARRY FUCKING TURNS HIM AROUND SO HE WON’T BE SCARED

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(via fueled-by-band-sex)

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